Friday, August 10, 2007

yep. it's official. i'm officially ready to be done. so, uh, any day now. come on, baby! any day now....you ready? because i'm ready. so, uh, just come on out! you seem to be in the right position. we have crib sheets for you now. so, just slide right on out! that's right! you don't even have to take your time. just, uh, make your appearance. work stuff is wrapped up enough and we have enough done at home. plus, you have lots of clothes to wear. i would think that a newly remodeled bedroom and a new wardrobe would be enough to get you to want to come out. plus, we even have a dog to bark at you and cats to pee on your stuff. it's not as bad as it sounds. you can totally pee on the cats if you want to. see, a new bedroom....new clothes...and permission to pee on stuff. what else is there? nothing.

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